Porchcrawler
The Porchcrawler is a legendary party punch, especially popular on college campuses and at backyard barbecues. It's known for its incredibly simple three-ingredient recipe: beer, vodka, and frozen lemonade concentrate. The sweetness of the lemonade effectively masks the taste of the alcohol, making it dangerously easy to drink but surprisingly strong. It is almost always made in large batches to serve a crowd.
Preparation
Preparation time: 3 minutes
Preparation time
Difficulty
Drink Classification
The Porchcrawler is best categorized as a party drink or a punch-style cocktail. It is not considered a classic or craft cocktail but is famous in social and large-group settings. Its simplicity and potency are its defining features, making it a staple for informal gatherings.
Serving
Typically served cold in a simple plastic cup from a large punch bowl or dispenser. The alcohol content can vary significantly depending on the recipe's proportions.
Serving size
~240-300 ml / 8-10 oz per serving
Alcohol content
~10-15% ABV, highly variable on proportions
Alcohol strength
Serving temperature
Cold
Glass type
Plastic Cup
Glass treatment
None
Backstory
The exact origin of the Porchcrawler is hazy, likely emerging from American college campuses in the latter half of the 20th century. Its name is a playful warning about its effects, suggesting one might be crawling off the porch after consuming it. The recipe's simplicity and use of common, inexpensive ingredients cemented its status as a go-to for large, informal gatherings and parties.
Origin
United States, likely college campuses, mid-to-late 20th century.
Porchcrawler
The drink is widely known as Porchcrawler, but alternative names like Porchclimber or Skip and Go Naked exist. These names humorously allude to its deceptive strength and potential effects. The term Summer Beer is also sometimes used to describe this simple, refreshing mix.
Original name
Porchcrawler
Alternative names
- Porchclimber
- Skip and Go Naked
- Summer Beer
Characteristics overview
It presents a very sweet and sour lemon flavor, with underlying malty notes from the beer and a noticeable fizziness. The aroma is predominantly citrusy, and it looks like a cloudy, pale yellow lemonade.
Flavor
sweet, lemony, malty, fizzy
Aroma
citrus, beer, lemonade
Taste balance
sweet, sour
Aftertaste
sweet, lingering lemon
Fizziness
light carbonation
Color appearance
pale yellow, hazy, cloudy
Texture
light, watery
Seasonality
refreshing, summery
Flavor intensity & Experience
The flavor is dominated by sweet and sour fruitiness from the lemonade, with a moderate alcohol presence that is often well-masked. It has light carbonation and very low bitterness.
Sweetness
Saltiness
Sourness
Bitterness
Spiciness
Fruitiness
Creaminess
Carbonation
Ingredients
The classic Porchcrawler requires only three main ingredients: a light American-style lager, vodka, and frozen lemonade concentrate. It is defined by its simplicity and readily available components.
- Light Beer355 ml / 12 ozA standard American-style lager works best. These values are a ratio for a single serving; typically made in large batches.
- Vodka45 ml / 1.5 ozAny standard, unflavored vodka will work.
- Frozen Lemonade Concentrate60 ml / 2 ozShould be thawed but still cold before mixing.
Ice type
- Cubed
Mixing equipments
No special bar tools are needed; a large pitcher, cooler, or punch bowl and a long spoon for stirring are sufficient. This drink is designed for simplicity and large-scale preparation.
- Large Pitcher or Punch Bowl, for mixing
- Long Spoon or Ladle, for stirring
Instructions
Preparation is straightforward: combine thawed lemonade concentrate and vodka in a large container, then slowly top with cold beer and stir gently. It is almost exclusively made in large batches for parties.
1. For a large batch, empty a 12-ounce can of thawed lemonade concentrate into a large pitcher or punch bowl.
2. Fill the empty lemonade can with vodka (approx. 12 oz / 355 ml) and pour it into the pitcher.
3. Slowly pour in 4 to 6 cans (12 oz / 355 ml each) of cold light beer.
4. Stir gently with a long spoon until just combined, trying to preserve carbonation.
5. Serve cold in plastic cups. Add ice to the cups if desired, but not to the main batch to avoid dilution.
Garnishing
Garnishing is uncommon given the drink's casual nature. If desired for individual servings, a simple lemon wheel or wedge adds a nice visual touch.
- Lemon Wheel, optional, to be placed on the rim or floating in the glass
Dietary Information
This drink is not gluten-free due to the beer but is otherwise free from common allergens like dairy, eggs, nuts, and soy. A gluten-free version can be made by substituting gluten-free beer.
✓ Contains alcohol
✓ Caffeine-free
✓ Dairy-free
✓ Egg-free
✓ Soy-free
✓ Nut-free
✕ Gluten-free
✓ Vegan-friendly
✓ Vegetarian-friendly
Nutrition information
A single serving is moderately high in calories and very high in carbohydrates and sugar, primarily from the lemonade concentrate and beer.
Calories
averagely 250-300 kcal / 1046-1255 kJ
Calories level
Carbohydrates
averagely 30-35 g
Carbohydrate level
Sugar
averagely 28-33 g
Sugar level
Occasions
This drink is perfectly suited for casual, high-energy social events like college parties, tailgating, and backyard barbecues. Its easy-to-make, large-batch nature makes it ideal for serving a crowd. It's a quintessential drink for informal summer get-togethers.
- College Party
- Backyard BBQ
- Summer Gathering
- Tailgating
Pairing suggestions
The sweet and tart profile of the Porchcrawler pairs well with typical party and barbecue foods. Salty snacks like chips and pretzels complement its sweetness, while it cuts through the richness of grilled burgers, hot dogs, and pizza.
- Salty Snacks (Chips, Pretzels)
- Grilled Foods (Burgers, Hot Dogs)
- Pizza
The Porchcrawler: A Deceptively Simple Party Starter
The Porchcrawler is the quintessential, no-frills party punch, revered for its simplicity and notorious for its deceptive strength. Combining just beer, vodka, and lemonade concentrate, it's a sweet, citrusy, and fizzy concoction that's incredibly easy to make for a crowd. While it lacks the sophistication of a classic cocktail, its role in casual social gatherings is iconic. Remember to enjoy it responsibly, as its pleasant taste can easily mask its high alcohol content.